The Role-Playing Game (tm) and adventures

The Role-Playing Game, and its adventures, are all part of a goofy little role-playing game spoof used as free convention and retail promos and sold. Art for the adventures comes from amazing artists such as: Phil Foglio, Patrick Farley, Maurine Starkey, Rich Wallace, and others.


(free) The Role-Playing Game (tm)

This is the free-for-download version of the rules. Enjoy!

        Rulebook: Front | Back | Character Sheet


(free) Adventure #002: Temple of Elemental Weevils

An adventure for characters Coolness™ 78-83. This is the "The Splendid Online Edition".

        Adventure: Front | Back


(free) Adventure #027: Rescue Princess Fionna de la Croix from the Clutches of the Evil Wizard Pietro Grimaldi

An adventure for characters Coolness™ 34-35. This is the "The Splendid Online Edition".

        Adventure: Front | Back